Behold the iridescent, spotted evolutionary marvel that I recently caught sight of on my mailbox.
The palm tree in my front yard has lately been home to a bright green lizard that resembles the Geico gecko.
A few weeks ago, while walking my roach killing dog, I spotted a butterfly just emerged from its cocoon.
Miami is also home to a particular click beetle with glowing green eyes. Yes, it's slightly roach-like, but it's eyes light up brighter than the little green lights on my modem. It's a sci-fi alien bug.
For as long as roaches have been trolling this planet, you'd think they could've evolved some type of non-repulsive feature. Don't hold your breath, world; they're apparently set on offending humanity's collective sense of sight.